If you are a mathematician...
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Who says maths is boring ?
If you are a mathematician, read this carefully...
This could make the difference between life, and death, for you.
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- If you are a logician, do not marry a homeopath.
- If you are a cryptographer, do
not eat apples.
- If you are an algebraist, do not indulge in fencing
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If you teach maths, do not get involved with religious fanatics.
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If an armed brute is talking to you, hide all your mathematical instruments.
- Do not depend on your wife for food
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Game theorists should not hire taxis
- Algebraists are also human.
- Topologists should not go swimming
- Mathematicians should not join
the army.
- Mathematicians should not become
the President of a country
- In any case, consider yourself a very lucky person,
whatever people may say about you.
The above stories have been compiled from material available on the w-w-web, mostly Wikipedia and
MacTutor.
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