If you are a mathematician...
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If you are a mathematician, read this carefully...
This could make the difference between life, and death, for you.
Watch this space. There is a lot more coming here.
- If you are a cryptographer, do not eat apples.
- If you are a logician, do not marry a homeopath.
- If you are an algebraist, do not indulge in fencing
If you teach maths, do not get involved with religious fanatics.
If an armed brute is talking to you, hide all your mathematical instruments.
- Do not depend on your wife for food
Game theorists should not hire taxis
- Algebraists are also human.
- Topologists should not go swimming
- Do not join the army.
- In any case, consider yourself a very lucky person, whatever people may say about you.
The above stories have been compiled from material available on the w-w-web, mostly Wikipedia and MacTutor.
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